Wednesday 18 January 2023

New York Dolls - One Day It Will Please Us to Remember Even This (2006)



It was nice that Morrissey got them back together, but I didn't spend much time thinking about the subsequent reunion album, at least not until Robert Dellar told me I should give it a listen. The Dolls had seemed so chaotic and explosive first time around that I had trouble imagining how their second wind could bring forth anything I needed to hear, and those first two albums would surely prove a fucking tough act to follow; and besides, the Dolls without Johnny Thunders struck me as an unrealistically optimistic proposition.

Nevertheless, Robert was right.

One Day features just two of the original line-up but is unmistakably a Dolls album sitting reasonably comfortable behind Too Much Too Soon. They sound inevitably older and wiser, and with a bit of an uptempo Springsteen lilt on a couple of numbers, but it's definitely the Dolls regardless of line-up variations; and it works because it refuses to simply impersonate how they once sounded, moving forward into the new century on its own terms. So while there's nothing quite so apocalyptic as Frankenstein or weird as Stranded in the Jungle, the wasted-glam boogie thing rocks as hard as ever with the soul and doo-wop elements still working their magic. One Day also brings in a country tinge I never noticed on previous recordings, but which makes perfect sense; as does the bizarre guest appearance of Michael Stipe for Dancing on the Lip of a Volcano.

That said, none of this would amount to quite so much were it not for David Johansen's unique lyrics and a voice which has retained every last drop of its original power; and I doubt anyone could mistake Dance Like a Monkey for anyone other than the Dolls. Honestly, it doesn't even sound like a reunion album so much as the work of a group who just happened to have stepped outside for twenty-eight years.

Wednesday 11 January 2023

The Apostles - Best Forgotten (2022)



It may resemble the out-takes and rarities of a band no-one heard of, whose biggest hits only ever reached the same quota of ears as will this lot, but it isn't. The Apostles caused a minor kerfuffle roughly contemporaneous to the emergence of anarchopunk as something with legs, playing the same venues, going through the same channels, making use of the same DIY aesthetic, but otherwise entirely in a class of their own. They were political, arguably moreso than many of the anarchopunk bands through being unafraid to point out the inevitable hypocrisies and contradictions of such scenes; but they tended to focus on the personal, the day to day stuff of life in the late twentieth century and why many of us felt so completely dispossessed by the world we were born into and amongst our supposed peers. In this sense, the most obvious comparison would be with early Alternative TV, except the Apostles were more musical, despite having to learn on the job in terms of instrumentation, and somehow they sounded like the most important realisation in the world, the feeling you get when you're completely out of options.

Those early tapes, notably 2nd Dark Age, wormed their way into my subconscious like nothing has really done since - wrist-slashingly bleak and yet somehow uplifting at the same time, the ray of sunlight giving definition to the sort of depths which made Joy Division sound like just some rock band. Typically, although those early tapes were pretty much just a couple of them stood in front of a tape recorder trying not to sound crap, sometimes with a drummer, sometimes with the cheapest drum machine they could afford or borrow, they somehow never quite achieved the same intensity in any more expensive setting, and certainly not with any of the legitimate studio albums on which the drumming is reduced to someone tapping a biscuit tin with a pencil in the next room. Chris Low, drummer to a later incarnation who put this thing together, comments that by the time he joined he had a feeling that the Apostles' best days were probably already behind them, and sadly he seems to have been right, even though it's hard to say why.

These two slabs of lovingly pressed vinyl comprise what can fairly be described as ropey recordings, songs and pieces of music which are played well, possibly not perfect, and with flaws and screw ups up front; but you can hear everything you need to hear for the tracks to work, and the sheer power of this stuff - even forty fucking years later - is terrifying, heart breaking, and a shitload of other adjectives ramped up to eleven. In all honesty, I don't think they ever bettered any of these recordings in terms of the raw emotion pouring out of the speakers. The only explanation I have is that possibly they spent too much time working on their own strengths and in doing so, lost sight of them. The playing isn't perfect and the lyrics occasionally clunk but it doesn't matter because this is rock (just about) as it was supposed to be - no bullshit, no showbiz, no sales pitch, just music that would reduce a statue to tears and so much honesty that it hurts.

I should probably mention that I was myself in a band with two former Apostles in the nineties, so can't really be described as an unbiased source; but I recall thinking that Andy Martin was one of the few people I've known who could genuinely be described as a genius*. Best Forgotten reminds me why I thought that.

*: Although part of that genius unfortunately involves shooting himself in the foot on a fairly regular basis, thus eschewing the problem of the Apostles acquiring an enduring following - which would have been a good thing because it hopefully would have meant more records in better studios.

Wednesday 4 January 2023

Pixies - Doggerel (2022)



Finding myself hard pressed to say anything about Doggerel apart from that it's great, I rummaged around online to see what proper reviewers had said, which was probably a mistake. Everybody seemed to think it was great whilst wrestling with a sneaking suspicion that they probably shouldn't because the Pixies formed way back in 1756 and this one sounds like the others, which is saaaaaaad, and hey, you should really check out the new albums by Bad Sounds, Spring King, and Vant*, my man.

One such review reads:


Opener Nomatterday is a multi-sectioned track that sounds like post-punk by a band who arrived late to that genre's pier. However, it does land on some compelling passages and is a promising introduction to an album that regularly runs out of steam. It's difficult to touch on these and future criticisms without first pointing out the unfortunate and potentially triggering ageism inherent in this type of cultural criticism. A group, even one as consistently professional as Pixies, will always be held up to younger versions of themselves, to purple patches in their career that bloomed from the high-performance levels occasioned by the advantaged position of young adults in the entertainment industry.



Ugh. I guess I'm not the only one who struggled for something to say, but it's all bollocks. Stick the record on the turntable and close inspection, or not even particularly close inspection will reveal that it rocks, and it rocks at least as much as the Pixies have ever rocked.

It's that simple.

It sounds a little like the other records in that it sounds like the Pixies, and I realise it's boooooooring how they didn't add bagpipes or fill the first side with twenty minutes of musique concrete recorded at the bingo in an old folks home, conservative hacks that they are; but it doesn't matter because it rocks. True, there's no Monkey Gone to Heaven here, which is because that's on one of the other albums, and it has plenty of great tracks which are only on this album, and which rock. I really can't overemphasise that last point.

Sure, you get what you usually get with the Pixies - folksy tales of the weird and wonderful with arresting imagery, a faint hint of the Latin, big screen sunsets, screwy time signatures and nothing quite so predictable as to feel like it's going through the motions. If you wanted something else you probably should have bought a different record. If you bought this one, stick it on, crank it up, and rock the fuck out. It's not difficult to understand.


*: I use these three to invoke the general idea of new bands with fucking stupid names championed by beardy arseholes on the grounds of their being new, although I'm well aware they're probably considered old school by now, each churning out comeback albums, and I'm so out of touch that it's embarrassing; not that I care.